Chi Chi Throws a Pissy Fit

I've been catching up on the latest news in the world of gay porn and came across this from the 2010 JRL Awards (held just recently).

It seems the never-going-away Chi Chi Larue had a meltdown on stage (or a pissy fit if you like). From what I understand he / she informed them the bareback awards were to be presented and done before he / she would go out on stage to present an award. What a fucking ego!!!

Well, it turns out when Chi Chi walked out on stage, the award to be presented was for a bareback performer. Chi Chi stormed off and you could hear the yelling from backstage.





Of course, the show went on. However, the two guys who came up to present awards were difficult to understand and couldn't stop moving about. The presentations probably should have been rehearsed a bit more (as well as teaching the presenters how to read and pronounce people's names).

Here's my take.

Chi Chi is a bitchy dried-up windbag of a monstrously hideous drag queen who needs to get over himself (and start making better quality videos).

Bareback videos have been around forever (they were the norm before--ever hear of pre-condom?)and they will continue to be around. They are a huge moneymaker for the studios who produce them. The audience is probably larger than for "safe sex" videos.

Many people who are afraid to bareback use them as a fantasy (imagining themselves in the action). Those who do bareback enjoy them because it is natural to them (and for all humans).

Men who bareback, for the most part, are not enticed by the videos to start barebacking. I know guys who watch them (and enjoy them), but refuse to have sex without condoms. I think (and this is my case) that guys who bareback are going to and probably were before the proliferation of new bareback videos.

And, it's not just in gay porn.

Look at straight porn (I was forced to at a party one night). According to my straight friends (and I have to take them at their word on this), about 99% of straight porn is bareback. Hardly anyone uses a condom and they are not required to by the studios.

Bisexual porn (which I have looked at from time to time for the hot guys) is about 50% bareback. My major beef with bisexual porn is that in many of them, the guys fuck the chicks with out condoms, but when it comes down to guy-on-guy action, the condoms magically appear. To me, that is the height of hypocrisy. What's any different from sticking your dick in a pussy with out a condom as opposed to sticking your dick in a guy's ass without one?

But, I digress........

So, Chi Chi, your one drag queen screed against barebacking needs to go a way. People are not going to change, just because of you.

F*CK U (Brent Everett's New Video)

I just got the new catalog from TLA Video today and when I opened the envelope, this is what jumped out at me.

F*CK U is the new video starring the always HOT studpup Brent Everett (gotta love that dick).

Brent is one of the few people for whom I would bend over and take it (for hours on end).  Oh, the jerk off fantasies I've had where this boy slips his dick into me raw and pounds out load after load until I can barely walk.

Oh, I guess I better stop daydreaming (my dick is hard thinking about him). I called a friend of mine who is a big fan of Brent's and has already ordered the video.  He's bringing it over as soon as he gets it so we can both watch it together.  I can't wait!

Oh, and where can I enroll??

New Corbin Fisher DVD: Down on the Farm

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Not So Great Hookup

You know how some hookups just don't seem to workout like you want? Tonight was one of them.

I spent about 30 min going back and forth on Adam4Adam with this guy (red flag #1). Once we finally decided to meet, I find out he's almost all the way across town (red flag #2). His profile said "Safe Sex Only", but when I asked him he said he loved to bareback (red flag #3).

When am I going to learn?

Anyway, I got to his apartment complex only to find out he typed the wrong apartment number on his message. Thankfully, I had his cell phone number. I called and he was surprised I was already there. He tells me his apartment number (the correct one this time) and it just so happens I was parked in front of it. He came out on the steps (he lives on the third floor) and waved. By the time I got up there, he had gone back inside and closed the door.

I knocked and he answered (as he was yelling at his dog to get out of the way). I walked in and the dog (a cute little thing) started jumping on my legs wanting me to pet it. He finally managed to get it penned up in another room.

He told me he had fallen asleep and didn't realize I'd had time to get there, but he was ready. So, we sat on the sofa and he reached over and stuck his hand down the front of my shorts. I was already hard.

We had discussed that I would come over and he would service me. He didn't want me to do anything but fuck him when the time came. I was fine with that.

After a few minutes of stroking my dick, he got on his knees between my legs, pulled my shorts down and started giving me a really good blow job. He knew what he was doing. His mouth felt great as he sucked up and down my shaft. A few times he stopped to lick up and down and to suck on my balls.

I told him I was ready to fuck him. His pics showed a really hot ass; smooth and tight. They were accurate. It was really hot.

I bent him over on the couch, spit in my hand to lube my dick and started pushing it into him. It took a minute, but I managed to get all the way in. I fucked him like that for a couple of minutes and he said we really needed lube. So, I pulled out and followed him to his bedroom.

He lay on his stomach, reached over took a tube of Vaseline lotion from the night stand and handed it to me. I squeezed some out on his hole and he reached back to work it in. Then I put some on my dick, climbed on him and started pushing back into him.

It felt really good to me. He was pretty tight, but the lube helped. At least, I thought it did. He kept squirming and trying to push me out.

Just as I was about to cum (and I didn't even tell him I was about to), he managed to dislodge my dick from his ass and I ended up blowing my load in his ass crack instead of inside him. WTF?

So, we got up, cleaned up, got dressed and I left to make the drive back home. Except for his sucking my dick, the whole thing turned out pretty lame. If I'd known he was going to be so hard to fuck, I would have just had him keep sucking and blown my load down his throat.

Oh, well..........

Quickie Blow Job in the Restroom

For quite a while now, I've been frequenting a local fast food establishment (Mexican food). I do enjoy the food, but that's not the main reason I go there.

There's this cute Hispanic boy that has been working there for about a year. He's around 20 years old, 5'5"/120lbs/brown eyes/short brown hair with a tight lean build and cute little butt. He wears glasses that most people would say make him look nerdy. I think it makes him cuter. I don't know if he's interested (he's always friendly, but never flirts), but I would love to get him in bed for a night.

So, I was having lunch there today (surreptitiously watching him work behind the counter while I ate). There was another cute Hispanic boy eating at a table near mine. I caught him looking my way several times. He was basically the same as the boy behind the counter except he had longer hair.

I glanced back to the boy at the table and our eyes met. He smiled at me and then got up and headed toward the restroom. I got up a few seconds later and headed that way, too. Of course, my dick getting harder as I headed toward the door.

I walked in and shut the door. Being a single person bathroom, I was able to lock the door.

He reached over and started feeling my crotch. Without a word, he dropped to his knees in front of me and opened my shorts. My dick popped out and his lips encircled it.

Fuck, could he give head!

I knew I wouldn't last long as his lips went up and down my shaft in sync with his hand. In fact, after a couple of minutes I told him I was going to cum.

As soon as I said that, he swallowed my dick all the way down his throat. I could feel his nose in my pubes. That sent me over the edge.

Remembering where we were, I made sure to keep quiet as I shot a huge load down the boy's throat. He kept my dick buried in his throat until I was done.

When he came up for air, he gave me a big smile. As I looked down at him, I noticed he had pulled his dick out of his shorts and was vigorously jacking it. After a few more strokes, he shot a pretty decent size load on the tiles in front of him.

We quickly cleaned up and left the restroom. He went back to his table and I left to run my errands.

Fucking Rod (Part 2)

The next Friday night, Rod showed up at the bathhouse about midnight. I'd been there about an hour and it had been fairly quiet.

I gave him some time to get situated in his room and then went over and walked through the open door.

He was laying there on the mattress with his towel draped loosely over his mid-section. It was starting to tent just a little.

I dropped my towel and climbed on top of him. “You ready for me to take your ass again, bitch?” I whispered in his ear.

“Yes, sir,” he said with a slight moan.

I leaned in and took him in a passionate kiss. Our mouths devoured each other. I swear if he could, he would have stuck his tongue all the way down my throat.

While we were making out, I reached between us and pulled his towel away. We were finally skin on skin and our dicks were rubbing together between us. Rod's dick was leaking lots of precum and my dick was getting slick with it.

I broke our kiss and moved up to straddle his face. “Suck my cock,” I commanded.

Rod slowly worked his lips down my cum slicked shaft until he had it down his throat. He would pull all the way back and then swallow me down again. Finally, I reached around and took the back of his head in my hand and started fucking his throat.

I could see his eyes watering, but he was determined to take it.

After a few minutes, I couldn't take it anymore. I had to get in his hot ass.

I got off him and took hold of one of his legs. “Get those legs up, slut.” I said as I started to lift the one in my hand.

Rod tried to bring his leg down. I pushed against it and bent it back toward his chest.

“Wait,” he said, “I'm not ready to fuck.”

“You're getting fucked, boy.” I said as I pushed forward and lined my dick up to his hole.

Rod started squirming and my dick slipped out of position. I grabbed him by the waist and flipped him on his stomach.

I climbed on him and held him down as I got my dick between his ass cheeks and lined it up to his hole again.

“No, please, I'll give you a taste. Just not yet.” he said.

“Uh uh, you little cock tease,” I whispered in his ear. “Your gonna give me more than a taste. You're getting fucked.”

That said, I started pushing my dick into him. He squirmed and clenched his hole; trying to keep me from entering him.

“Quit resisting it, boy,” I said. “It's gonna hurt like hell if I have to force it in.”

Rod moved again to try and keep me out of him. I pushed hard and shoved my dick all the way into him. A look of intense pain crossed his face.

I started to fuck into him with short thrusts. He pushed back and lifted up off the mattress. “Please, pull out. I promise I'll give you a taste in a little bit.”

“Too late, bitch. I'm already in you and I'm not pulling out until I breed deep into your hot hole.” I said as I pushed him back down.

I started slamming into him. I wanted to blow my load in him.

Finally, after a few minutes of holding him down and nailing him, I came deep into his ass. Once I was done, I started fucking him some more.

“Ah, fuck,” he said as he lifted his head and looked back at me. “You son of a bitch. You came in me.”

I pulled out and lifted off him. “Yeah, just the way you like it.”

Pulling him up to me, I planted a kiss on his hot lips. When I pulled away, I said, “I told you before, your ass is mine to fuck and breed whenever I want.”

He sat up and put his arms around my neck. “Yes, sir, my ass is yours to breed whenever you want however you want.” He gave me a quick kiss. “Man, I love the way you get into the rough role play. It makes me cum every time.”

I looked down at the wet spot behind him on the sheet. He shot a pretty good size load. “Anytime, anywhere. You can count on me to get you off.” I said with a grin. “As long as I get to cum inside you, of course.”

We lay together for a bit and made out; feeling each other up a bit. Finally, we got up to go shower and find our next playmate for the night.

Whorrey Potter and the Sorcerers Balls

Holy crap! I watch a lot of porn and this one is undoubtedly one of the worst (if not the worst) I've seen in the last 25 years.

Allegedly, it's based loosely (and I do mean loosely) on Harry Potter.

First off, the lead is no where near as cute as Daniel Radcliffe. Secondly, the "story" is lame and the action is tepid. I was really surprised when I saw Matthew Rush in it. Oh, how far he's fallen!

Trust me, this is one you do not want to waste your time on. If it doesn't give me a hardon (and I usually get them pretty easy), which this one didn't, don't waste your hard earned money. You'd be better off using it for an enema (which might be more enjoyable than this flick).

Later!

Shout Out to Mason Wyler

I've been following this whole sad story for the last couple of weeks and I have to say that I am fully in support of Mason.

So many people have trashed him about his status that I have to wonder if they doth protest too much. And, the way it was revealed was totally uncalled for. It's up to Mason to reveal to his partners (or the entire world) what his status is, not some pissed off ex-roommate who is trying to get some publicity. Is he maybe HIV+?

Mason is an adult and was fully aware of the risks he took having unprotected sex with other guys. Like him, I love sex as much as the next guy. I've had lots of bareback sex. Thankfully, I've been lucky and haven't caught anything (yet). But, I know the risk I take each time I fuck someone or get fucked by someone raw. Each time I feel a hot load of cum shooting into me, I think, "Is this the time?" If it is, so be it. It's my choice.

So, Mason, you have a lot of fans out there who love you and enjoy what you do. This isn't the end of your life (or even your career). Get out there and live, dammit!!

And, tell everyone else to go fuck themselves.